Dear God, Lettuce Pray Podcast
Welcome to the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, where faith meets real life and nothing is off-limits.
Hosted by Santana, this podcast takes biblical stories and weaves them into the kind of honest, funny, and sometimes hard conversations that remind you God still shows up in the middle of our mess. It’s witty, raw, and real—just the way faith often is.
You’ll laugh, you’ll think, and you might even see yourself in the stories.
Listen on Spotify, YouTube, or Apple Podcasts. Follow on Instagram @deargodlettucepray and @HelloSantanaHQ
Episodes
18 episodes
Why Heaven Has Angels, Not Angelinas | S2E3
Where are the female angels?In this episode of Dear God Lettuce Pray podcast, we slow down and let the Bible speak for itself. No myths, pop culture theology, or watered-down explanations meant to keep everyone comfort...
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Episode 3
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18:17
It's Not the Government's Job to Feed the Poor | S2E2
"It's not the government's job to feed the poor. It's the church's job"That line almost always gets justified with one verse: 2 Thessalonians 3:10. In this episode, we break down what Paul was addressing in Thessalonica, why some believe...
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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18:51
It's Not the Government's Job to Feed the Poor | Promo Trailer
Episode Two: 2 Thessalonians 3:10Why do some Bible verses get quoted constantly, while others barely at all?In this promo trailer for the Dear God Lettuce Pray podcast, host Santana introduces a show that slows Scripture do...
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Season 2
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4:09
Jesus (Did Not) Say Get Slapped for Fun | S2E1
Season Two of the Dear God Lettuce Pray podcast opens with one of the most misused verses in the entire bible:"Turn the other cheek".Some folks use it to paint Jesus as soft. Some use it to guilt you into silence. And som...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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13:01
Dear God, Lettuce Pray Podcast : A New Season
You've heard it all, I am certain. People questioning God, misquoting Scripture, and in some cases, walking away from church altogether. But in the middle of the chaos, one truth remains : God never stopped speaking. Season T...
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Season 2
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2:36
Jesus is King--of Comedy | S1E10
Welcome to "Dear God, Lettuce Pray," the podcast where faith meets fun, hosted by the ever-engaging Santana. Join us as we explore the Bible's deeper meanings through stories filled with humor, wit, and a touch of irreverence.
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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13:55
Jesus, the King of Comedy | Promo Trailer
You know what doesn't get talked about enough in the Christian community?That Jesus had jokes. He was in fact quite the jokester. Tune in to the next episode as we unpack biblical scripture that highlights the wittier side of Jesus.Please s...
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Season 1
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2:55
WTFaith Happened in Genesis? | S1E9
Welcome to the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, where spirituality meets sass and biblical wisdom gets a millennial makeover. Join host Santana as she takes you on a cosmic journey through the ancient texts of the Bible, from Genesis to the book of...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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14:31
WTFaith Happened in Genesis? | Promo
From the OG creation story to the celestial drama of fallen angels, Santana breaks down the Bible's juiciest tales, shedding light on heavenly mysteries while keeping it real and relatable for modern listeners. Get ready for a blend of educational...
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Season 1
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3:09
Bromance Gone Wild | S1E8
Greetings, celestial companions, and welcome to another illuminating episode of the "Dear God, Lettuce Pray" podcast! Today, we embark on a divine odyssey through the puzzling bond between David and Saul – a saga rich in intrigue, envy, and redemp...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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20:45
Bromance Gone Wild | Promo Trailer
In a world where faith meets folly, and ancient tales collide with modern wit, comes a podcast unlike any other.Greetings, celestial companions! Welcome to the "Dear God, Lettuce Pray" podcast, where we embark on a divine odyssey through the epic ...
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Season 1
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5:20
Holy Bucks, No Blessings | S1E7
Are you attending church but feeling unblessed and unimpressed ? That sucks. Join Santana in this episode of the "Dear God, Lettuce Pray" podcast, as we hilariously unravel the absurdity of the prosperity gospel. From promises of divine favor to t...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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17:01
Prophetic Vibes & Veggie Tribes | S1E6
Ah, Daniel, the original influencer before Instagram made it cool. Picture this: Daniel, a young Judean lad, gets an unexpected one-way ticket to Babylon courtesy of King Nebuchadnezzar's "Diversify My Court" initiative. Now, Daniel wasn't just an...
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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31:13
For The Homies | S1E5
Get ready to LOL (Love Our Lord) with the hilarious and insightful ‘Dear God, Lettuce Pray’ podcast! Your go-to comedy podcast for biblical storytelling with a side of spiritual humor. Hosted by the irreverently irreverent Santana, each episode se...
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Episode 5
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30:08
How Did I Even Get Here? | S1E4
Lemme tell ya … God had some jokes that were not even funny. From twerkin’ to Bible n’ worshippin’—I share a bit on what led to my current spiritual journey and what makes this time so special. Unscripted and I rolled with the first take of it all...
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Season 1
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Episode 4
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16:50
Big Gideon, Not the Little One | S1E3
Welcome to the episode of the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, where Santana aka Simone the Mastermind serve up a divine dose of spirituality with a side of laughter.In this episode, Big Gideon, Not the Little One, get ready to delve into the bibli...
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Season 1
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Episode 3
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13:49
Time to Baal Out | S1E2
Tune in to Episode Two of the "Dear God Lettuce Pray" podcast with your host Santana for a wild ride through the biblical tale of King Ahab, Elijah, and the Baal-worshipping people of Israel. Imagine a showdown where Baal's rain-bringing abilities...
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Season 1
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Episode 2
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10:43
Life Kinda Sucks & My Friends are Stupid | S1E1
Hello and welcome to the very first episode on the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast. Join Santana on an enlightening journey through the tangled webs of spirituality with a comedic twist on the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast! In this divine episode,...
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Season 1
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Episode 1
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